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Bryan1 Guru  Joined: 22/02/2006 Location: AustraliaPosts: 1450 |
G'day Guys, We all know it won't matter who gets in as things will only get worse for the little guy. But on tonight's news they did say the TV adds for this election would be the dirtiest campaign seen yet. The add shown where labor played the Abbots family rather than the Adams family had me in stitch's. Just think if Pete Costello was running then the campaign would have been the Abbot & Costello show. Atleast we can all have a laugh at at first before it's rammed down our gullets and on the poll day most will vote for minor parties and the preferences will still go to the major goon parties. And here we all think we are living in a democracy.... Cheers Bryan |
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Gizmo Admin Group  Joined: 05/06/2004 Location: AustraliaPosts: 5116 |
Yeah I agree, its going to be a nasty campaign. Did you see the Kevin Lemon ad, where a lemon morphed into Kevin Ruds face. I'm a swinging voter, but I thought that was pretty disrespectful of a PM. No mater what party they belong to, a PM was still voted in by the majority, and they deserve some respect. Its going to be a interesting few weeks. The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago, the second best time is right now. JAQ |
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isaiah Guru Joined: 25/12/2009 Location: United StatesPosts: 303 |
We Yankees up here can send you a good measure of election fraud if you need. We can even sent the computerized voting machines!! We borrowed them from Saddam Hussein's last election!!!'  '
The more computerized it becomes the easer it is for them to cheat!! There use to be a saying that he who casts the vote decides nothing the one who counts the vote decides all now its who writes the computer chip decides all. an election to a computer is just a mathematical problem. candidate A gets 75 % candidate B gets 20 % candidate C gets 5 %it don't make no difference who's name is where.'  ')
Im Glad I lived when I did whats coming dont look good URL=http://www.motherearthnews.com/Renewable-Energy/1973-11- 01/The-Plowboy-Interview.aspx>The Plowboy Interview[/URL> |
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| VK4AYQ Guru Joined: 02/12/2009 Location: AustraliaPosts: 2539 |
Hi All It's changing one monkey on your back for another, some controller, same master, same taxes, same promises, same lies, and Im to old to care, just feel sorry for the young as they go through the bird cage syndrome, generation by generation. All the best Bob Foolin Around |
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| grub Senior Member  Joined: 27/11/2007 Location: AustraliaPosts: 169 |
What is the difference between a flock of sheep and a group of voters? The voters get to choose who will fleece them next. Personally they can give the parties the flick and put up policies. The voters then vote on the different policies that they prefer, regardless of who is behind it. You could have a Yes, No, or don't care selection. Example, have carbon trading; yes if you want it, no if you don't. Otherwise a "None of these Idiots" on the ballot paper. "None of these idiots" would win every election. Theorectially we have the technology to do it. |
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| brucedownunder2 Guru Joined: 14/09/2005 Location: AustraliaPosts: 1548 |
http://www.australia2010.com.au/index.php?rfname=Bruce&rlnam e=Pickers&remail=brucedownunder@virginbroadband.com.au&sfnam e=Bob&slname=Lampard&semail=boblampard@optusnet.com.au Don't know how to fix this sorry Bushboy |
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AMACK Senior Member Joined: 31/05/2009 Location: AustraliaPosts: 184 |
How can you tell if a politician is lying? There lips move *Note to self 1. Make it thick 2.Make it heavy. 3.Make it stronger than it should be. 4. Don't rush the first job as the second job will cost more and take mor |
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Downwind Guru Joined: 09/09/2009 Location: AustraliaPosts: 2333 |
Hasent Julia Lizzard had a tidy up and been touched up with the spackle filler and air brush since she has become pm. She was a wet looking thing till the tax payer bought her a stylist. Credit to the sytlist as they had their work cut out on that one. Id still kick her out of bed if she farted though. 
Pete. Sometimes it just works |
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| VK4AYQ Guru Joined: 02/12/2009 Location: AustraliaPosts: 2539 |
Hi Pete You shouldn't be in bed with a snake, there isn't enough whiskey in Adelaide for that to happen. Just shows what a cut and polish can do for an old bomb. To me she has the credibility of a 3 dollar coin. But a sneaky as a snake the way she rolled Elmer Fudd. Pity help Australia with things like that at the helm. All the best Bob Foolin Around |
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| grub Senior Member Joined: 27/11/2007 Location: AustraliaPosts: 169 |
What's the difference between a dead kangaroo on the road and a dead politician on the road? Braking tyre marks leading up to the kangaroo. There was a sale at the local cannibal butchers, backbacker $5/kg, tradie $1.50/kg (tough meat), you get the picture. Anyway they were advertising politician for $100/kg. "Why so much for the politician?" asked the customer. "Have you ever tried to clean all the sh*t out of one of them policitians?" replied the butcher. |
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| matt down south Regular Member  Joined: 20/10/2007 Location: AustraliaPosts: 50 |
so does Elmer Fudd and ginger meggs with the saggy mams both get the super dupper pension plan with all the bells and whisals at the end of their term?after all their both pm's matt |
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