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Bryan1 Guru  Joined: 22/02/2006 Location: AustraliaPosts: 1450 |
The liberals have decided to announce a new policy similar to the old Work Choices scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This new policy will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Liberals to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Liberals deem appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Liberals. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much sh*t (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Liberals has always prided themselves on the amount of sh*t they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough sh*t, please bring this to the attention of your local liberal member, who has been trained to give you all the sh*t you can handle. Sincerely, The Liberals new cover for Work Choices is the 'Economic Value of Individual Lives' (E.V.I.L.) PS - - Due to the budget cuts the Lib's will bring in and the rising cost of electricity, petrol,oil and everything else as well as crushing current the economy, The Light at the End of the Tunnel will be turned off with a liberal govt Spoken by person who will get Raped if they get in |
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AMACK Senior Member  Joined: 31/05/2009 Location: AustraliaPosts: 184 |
NOT BAD AT ALL>  Someone has got a lot of time to think these things up .
 Amack *Note to self 1. Make it thick 2.Make it heavy. 3.Make it stronger than it should be. 4. Don't rush the first job as the second job will cost more and take mor |
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| VK4AYQ Guru Joined: 02/12/2009 Location: AustraliaPosts: 2539 |
Hi Bryan Same fleas different dog. Bob Foolin Around |
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Downwind Guru Joined: 09/09/2009 Location: AustraliaPosts: 2333 |
[quote} Someone has got a lot of time to think these things up . [/quote] Yes one can only guess they work for the labour party.....Errr well attend work at the labour party.....Perhaps saying "Work" at the labour party might be stretching it a bit. Pete. Ps... very clever put together though. Sometimes it just works |
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Gizmo Admin Group  Joined: 05/06/2004 Location: AustraliaPosts: 5116 |
Well after this pile of poo called a federal election, I can say I learned two things. One, 50% of the people out there actually believe what a politician says, and dont find out the facts for themselves, and two, women should stay out of politics, cause they make a real mess of it. Glenn The best time to plant a tree was twenty years ago, the second best time is right now. JAQ |
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| VK4AYQ Guru Joined: 02/12/2009 Location: AustraliaPosts: 2539 |
Hi Gizmo Hear, Hear. Bob Foolin Around |
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isaiah Guru Joined: 25/12/2009 Location: United StatesPosts: 303 |
Yes we kept woman out of politics in the U.S.A.until the 1920's and since then things at all levels of government got screwed up. Nothing worse than your neighbors wife going to the local board meeting to complain about your windmill or antiquing auto in your yard and finding a woman on the board , yep in 5 minutes you got one of those nuisance ordnances. "Men figure with facts and figures , woman figure with feelings and emotions " This is why the founding fathers of the united states didnt give woman the right to vote!!! '  'URL=http://www.motherearthnews.com/Renewable-Energy/1973-11- 01/The-Plowboy-Interview.aspx>The Plowboy Interview[/URL> |
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| VK4AYQ Guru Joined: 02/12/2009 Location: AustraliaPosts: 2539 |
Hi Isaiah It just shows how time degrades everything and the so called melting pot of humanity always brings the dross to the top. Part of the cycle of rise and fall of various empires down through the course of history, the so called rulers spend all their time thinking up new rules and regulations not to mention taxes and tariffs supposedly for our benefit but in reality its for their entrenchment as the masters of the masses, then if you throw a few women into the equation and then you have fuzzy logic, or just plain fuzzy without the logic. All the best Bob Foolin Around |
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