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brucedownunder2
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Posted: 04:05am 07 Oct 2010
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FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Bushboy
 
windlight
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Posted: 12:14pm 07 Oct 2010
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I can beat that everything and some, how do I know because she told me, OK maybe I don't count she is not wife, bugger. I like your sense of humor Bruce, may it last forever.

allan
"I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it" - (Act II, Scene IV).
 
vasi

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Posted: 05:41pm 21 Oct 2010
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  windlight said  ...I like your sense of humor Bruce, may it last forever.

allan


You can get an extra big smile from him and another good joke if you buy his Encyclopedia. Guaranteed!

Vasi
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VK4AYQ
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Posted: 05:40am 22 Oct 2010
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Hi Windlight

He may sell his wife instead of the books if a good offer was made.

Bob
Foolin Around
 
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Posted: 12:15am 23 Oct 2010
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Foolin Around
 
grub
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Posted: 09:44pm 23 Oct 2010
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Men go into marriage thinking that they will have sex on tap, so to speak. Marriage then proceeds to teach them that this is not so.
 
Downwind

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Posted: 09:57am 24 Oct 2010
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A radio report the other day said women had complained in a survey that on average the received sex once a week and wanted it twice a week.

I thought they must have surveyed the local whore house.

We spend the first 9 months of our life trying to get out of in there and the rest of our lives trying to get back in there.

Pete.

Ps:- i use to have a green lounge chair just like that one above.Edited by Downwind 2010-10-25
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