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MacGyver

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Joined: 12/05/2009
Location: United States
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Posted: 06:12pm 08 Feb 2011

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I copied this off FaceBook and thought it a good thing to share:

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi
terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,
the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine
reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here,
and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both
took cover in the ditches along the road..

I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
got what he deserved. and he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying,
good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does
Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us."

. . . . . Mac

Nothing difficult is ever easy!
Perhaps better stated in the words of Morgan Freeman,
"Where there is no struggle, there is no progress!"
Copeville, Texas

VK4AYQ
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Joined: 02/12/2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 2539

Posted: 01:42pm 09 Feb 2011

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Hi Mack

You could have put that one in the Joke section.

All the best

Bob

Foolin Around

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