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brucedownunder2
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Joined: 14/09/2005
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Posted: 10:45pm 07 Mar 2011
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After all the solar confusion and deep thinking ,I thought I'd take the liberty of lightening up our day... laugh out aloud ,, don't worry about the missus , she allready knows your a nut case....

HERE'S THE REASON.......


WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!






Bubba had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had...
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.



An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.



Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'



HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD LIKE I DID.... THAT'S WHY I HAD TO SEND THIS TO YOU....THESE DAYS WE NEED ALL THE LAUGHS WE CAN GET


Crazy Bruce,, mad as a cut snake.....








Bushboy
 
mid north Matt

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Posted: 11:36pm 07 Mar 2011
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shawn

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Posted: 04:01am 08 Mar 2011
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