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Gill

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Joined: 11/11/2006
Location: Australia
Posts: 669
Posted: 04:12am 26 Apr 2007
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Growing up

Little motor: "Grandpa, why do you have 4 wires and I only have two?"
Big motor: "That's just a phase that's going through you."


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Invention
If necessity is the mother of invention, why are there so many unnecessary inventions?



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Salt

There was the engineer that was putting sea water in his batteries without the boss knowing. He was arrested for salt-in-battery, but even though the charge wouldn't hold up, he is sitting in his cell serving a current sentence.



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Book

I gave my nephew a book for his birthday. He went crazy trying to find where to put the batteries.


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Repair

A lady took her CD player into the repairman. "I am afraid you have a short circuit," he told her.
She said "I don't care how much it costs, lengthen it."


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Car battery

I took my car to my mechanic for a checkup. He told me that my battery needs a new car.



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Not Perfect

A solar panel installer was up on a roof, when out of the sky a bolt of lightning strikes the roof, blowing him off the roof, across the street, and through the neighbour's picture window.

He gets off the floor, turns to the startled family and says "That's the one thing I hate about this job."


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was working fine... til the smoke got out.
Cheers Gill _Cairns, FNQ
 
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