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Gizmo

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Posted: 08:34am 25 Dec 2007
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I dont like Christmas. Its hot, the traffic is bad, and something always goes wrong.

This year sticks with the tradition.

I woke up to pouring rain. Several inches over night, and its not looking like it will let up. Now when it rains like this, I cant get up my driveway, so if I'm at home its best to stay there and not venture out. As I have no family near, I usually visit friends for the Christmas lunch thing. But unfortunately I had to phone them to let them know I wont be visiting today, its just too risky with the driveway and this rain. Bummer.
Then I went outside for a coffee and to say hi to the budgie. Couldnt see the budgie! Had a closer look, nup, not there. Hang on, whats that on the bottom of the cage. Oh joy, Santa decided to swap my pet budgie for a fat snake!



Sorry Santa, but I would really have prefered to keep the budgie, this snake has a big fat tummy and just wants to sleep.

A bit later the rain really set in and I looked out the back to see a waterfall coming down the embankment. I went out to make sure the drains were clear, and as I stood there watching, there was a landslide in front of me. The next 4 hours were spend climbing over the hill digging trenches to divert water away from the back of my house. I'll have to hire in a dingo to clear out the land slide once the rain goes. There is about 3 trailer loads of mud and vegetation to move.



So no, I'm not a fan of Christmas. The days not over yet too, I better just sit in the corner until midnight.

Glenn
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Highlander

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Posted: 07:31pm 25 Dec 2007
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G'day Glenn,
I couldn't agree more, I spent the day at my sisters and her kids all teased me about my receeding hair and my beer guts, then I was a retard as I couldn't play nintendo wii.

I nearly stepped on a snake last week, mr 12 gauge took care of him.
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vasi

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Posted: 07:35pm 25 Dec 2007
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Hi Glenn, we have same problems in our village when rain start to fall. You decided to move that hill but the picture looks very nice.

What is a budgie? I like performing pigeons . What kind of snake is that? If that is a non venomous one, they can defend your property against venomous ones.

Nelly is in good shape even if is raining . Why she don't defended your budgie?
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Gizmo

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Posted: 11:03pm 25 Dec 2007
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A budgie is one of these...

A small native parrot.

I took another photo of the snake last night, its gone this morning but I dont know how, there are no gaps in the cage big enough to fit that buldge through. The snake is a common python, or carpet snake. Harmless, this one is only a baby, I caught one a couple of years ago with a head the size of my fist, it was big enough to eat my cat so I relocated it...


It looks like the work I did to divert the water has paid off, no more flooding or landslides in the back yard, but I'll go for a walk later in the rain to make sure its all working.

Glenn
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vasi

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Posted: 12:50am 26 Dec 2007
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He he, I like perush. All free(wild) budgies are all green. I had a pair for a short time (one green and one blue, I think ...). I bought them as a gift for a girlfriend ...

Very nice python. So, you have also a cat ... she can hunt little snakes. But not good solution for defending a perush . Not from inside.

I must make trenches with rocks to last more.
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vasi

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Posted: 12:58am 26 Dec 2007
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Glenn look for signs of vomiting? When a snake is in danger he can trow up and go away. I know this from Steve Irvin.
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domwild
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Posted: 08:21am 11 Jan 2008
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Glenn,

If it keeps on raining a few more days, then you will be able to catch fish in your mouse traps!

What we need here in Perth is a bit more rain, I do not like 44 deg. heat!

Greetings,

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vasi

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Posted: 08:27am 11 Jan 2008
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Wow domwild!

You can exchange with my place . You can get "cold" for free... just go outside, in rain.
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RPG222HARGILL

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Posted: 04:04pm 29 Mar 2008
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hello hello ...this ron g from southtxhillbilly
have seen some snakes in my travels they taste good..
this a little test of my new computer will be gonin' off grid soon Looking For help and info on all this Solor and wind power stuff ... have used Inverters for Some time only one and Some times two Batterys have only 50 watts Solor so far. .?? . have been working with Car washes have Lotts of 3 phase Motor can they Be used for Gen or Alt if you ? install new Rotor with magnet's? would Like to make a slow go in' Barrel with Drive Alxewind mill Live in the Fields Lots of space and wind / sun. ---- no water though been 5 months since seen a butt load ok for Now will ck Back
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