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JohnS
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Posted: 11:33am 15 Nov 2018
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I understood it all until George Carlin!

(had to web search him)

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  JohnS said   I understood it all until George Carlin!

(had to web search him)

John

Likewise
I like this one of his quotes quotes:

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
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Posted: 11:52am 15 Nov 2018
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  Chopperp said  
  JohnS said   I understood it all until George Carlin!

(had to web search him)

John

Likewise
I like this one of his quotes quotes:

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

I always thought hew was just a jolly old fella, but now his ho, ho, hoing makes sense....
 
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Posted: 11:59am 15 Nov 2018
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Second attempt

  Paul_L said   does cricket really have any rules,


Cricket does have rules, depending on the variant being played. (Test, First class, Limited (50) Overs & T20 & backyard or beach.

What the rules are at times can be a mystery. (Ask a Kiwi about bowling underarm)

Fielding positions like "Silly Mid On" or "Short Leg" & other things like "Bowling a maiden over" are also confusing if you don't know the game.

Then again us Aussies have trouble with American football, or Grid Iron as we call it.

Now baseball, I think most of us understand.

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vegipete

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Posted: 08:32pm 15 Nov 2018
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Wow, detailed instructions on how to use a ratchet screwdriver. But it uses the term "counter-clock-wise." Huh? What's that? My clock shows a number that gets bigger all the time except at 12:59.

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I love reading about your upside-down-under slang! It's always great for a chuckle. Kevin Wilson (YouTube video VERY unsafe for work or children) can be quite educational.
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Grogster

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  JohnS said   Just to mention that here (& Oz?) bollocks can mean bullsh*t (or horsesh*t if you prefer).

Context is all :)

But of course the cruder reference is to the male anatomy.

John


And then there is 'Bollocks' (which is bad), and 'The Dogs Bollocks' (which is good).
"My car's the dogs bollocks!" - My car is great/good/better then yours.

English can be a fun language when you start to factor in all this stuff!!!!
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Paul_L
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"Bowling a maiden over"???????? I think this is defacto confirmation that there really are no rules in Cricket and youse guys are just trying to mess with us yanks!

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mikeb

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Posted: 08:02pm 16 Nov 2018
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There is a reason this position is called 'silly mid point' or 'silly mid on'.

Silly Mid Point Position
There are 10 kinds of people in the world.
Those that understand binary and those that don't.
 
Paul_L
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Yikes! I really don't think I want to know anything more about Cricket!

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  Paul_L said   Yikes! I really don't think I want to know anything more about Cricket!

Paul in NY

That's simply not cricket old chap!
 
JohnS
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  Grogster said   And then there is 'Bollocks' (which is bad), and 'The Dogs Bollocks' (which is good).
"My car's the dogs bollocks!" - My car is great/good/better then yours.

English can be a fun language when you start to factor in all this stuff!!!!


Definitely.

Like the teacher who told the class that a "double negative" would make a positive, but a double positive would never make a negative.

Kid at the back of the class "yeah, right".

Next up: Four Candles...

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mikeb

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Over here we would say "My car is the ducks guts".(Or my MM+)
I remember, at school, learning 'parrot fashion' the rule 'I before E except after C'. Then I learned all the words where this didn't apply. So what was the point ?
We learned 'vowel' sounds. Then we had to learn to violate them every chance we got.
It's little wonder migrants have a hard time picking up the English language.
What's wrong with spelling words how they sound?

Yot = Yacht. What's with the word Psalm ? What the hell is the point of 'silent' letters ? If you don't use them don't put them in. Simple.

There, they're and their are completely interchangeable with kids these days. They tend to spell how they 'text' message.
I must admit that I do like good puncuation. Gives you somewhere to breathe.

The American spelling of 'Theater' makes more sense to me than our dumb-ass way (Theatre)
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Those that understand binary and those that don't.
 
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@ JohnS - Four candles.
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JohnS
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That's the one :)

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Gotta be one of the best sketches they ever did, that one.
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Chopperp

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For Paul_L

here

I'm sure half the world sees us this way
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Paul_L
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GOOD ONE!!!!

Paul in NY
 
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