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Mixtel90 Guru  Joined: 05/10/2019 Location: United KingdomPosts: 7843 |
I don't think we really need this sort of "humour" on here. :( Mick Zilog Inside! nascom.info for Nascom & Gemini Preliminary MMBasic docs & my PCB designs |
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stanleyella Guru Joined: 25/06/2022 Location: United KingdomPosts: 2530 |
Peppa Pig front view  |
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| PhenixRising Guru Joined: 07/11/2023 Location: United KingdomPosts: 1346 |
Got a new car for the wife last week.....not a bad swap 😂🤣 Was that Bernard Manning? Tommy Cooper lifting his elbow: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this" Doctor: "So don't do it" Rockabilly showing off his new shoes: "Bloke in the shop said they were crepe but I think they're alright" It's the way I tell 'em 😁 |
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| stanleyella Guru Joined: 25/06/2022 Location: United KingdomPosts: 2530 |
my girl friend asked "do you think I'm growing a moustache?" I said no luv...but if you did it would suit you shadwell? Edited 2025-05-27 00:48 by stanleyella |
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| PhenixRising Guru Joined: 07/11/2023 Location: United KingdomPosts: 1346 |
Young Indian brave approaches the chief. "Hey chief, I understand that you are responsible for naming the newborn children in the tribe but where do you get your inspiration?“ "Well I simply look outside my tee-pee. For example, when your father was born, I look outside my tee-pee and I see a running deer and so his name is running deer. When your uncle was born, I look outside my tee-pee and I see a crazy bear and so his name is crazy bear. But why do you ask, two dogs f**king?" |
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| stanleyella Guru Joined: 25/06/2022 Location: United KingdomPosts: 2530 |
when my mate went to Australia customs asked if he had any criminal convictions. he said I thought you didn't need them any more |
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| PhenixRising Guru Joined: 07/11/2023 Location: United KingdomPosts: 1346 |
Driving across the border from Windsor to Buffalo: "Got any alcohol?" "Nope" "Tobacco?" "Nope" "Firearms?" "Nope" "Are you crazy? Here, better take mine" |
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| PhenixRising Guru Joined: 07/11/2023 Location: United KingdomPosts: 1346 |
Billboard: "Tree Fellers Wanted" Seamus: "Would you look at that Paddy, just our luck, they're wanting tree fellers and there's just the two of us" |
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| stanleyella Guru Joined: 25/06/2022 Location: United KingdomPosts: 2530 |
guy says to his doc I get these recurring dreams... in one I'm a wigwam and in the other I'm a marquee. doc says you're two tents |
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| PhenixRising Guru Joined: 07/11/2023 Location: United KingdomPosts: 1346 |
What was that Inspector Cluseau movie: "Does your dog bite?" "No" Dog: "Arrgh, Arrgh" "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite" "That's not my dog" 🤣 😂 |
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| PhenixRising Guru Joined: 07/11/2023 Location: United KingdomPosts: 1346 |
Doctor, I feel like people just ignore me. Doctor: "Next patient" |
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| PhenixRising Guru Joined: 07/11/2023 Location: United KingdomPosts: 1346 |
Two almost deaf guys walk in the pub and they see musical instruments set up. One says to the other, "you go to the bar while I get a table and ask who's playing" "Two pints of bitter please and who's playing tonight" "It's some country and western" "Ya what?" "IT'S SOME COUNTRY AND WESTERN" Returns to the table with the beers. "Did you find out who's playing?" "Yeah it's some c**t from Preston" |
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| stanleyella Guru Joined: 25/06/2022 Location: United KingdomPosts: 2530 |
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| stanleyella Guru Joined: 25/06/2022 Location: United KingdomPosts: 2530 |
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